- giovanni: look, ash, i wish i could tell you what the deal is with those two, i really do
- giovanni: like, one time i walked in on them in a supply room in just their underwear and i was sure that i had finally cracked the jessie and james case
- giovanni: but actually they had just tied their clothes into a rope so that they could escape an upper level room they had accidentally locked themselves in.
- giovanni: they had, of course, ended up in another room locked from the outside. i think they were trying to use their meowth's forehead coin to reflect sunlight into a morse code distress signal
- giovanni: anyways im sending out my rhydon next
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus